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best show ever. 

saisir-le-fichu-jour:

best show ever. 

Marshall:What's the big deal?
Barney:I'll tell you what the big deal is. You know how I was always the best at being single? Well, now I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily.
Marshal:Aw, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes, you think you can play with the big boys, adorable. Son...I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer foot rub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that would make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but thanks for your concern, rook.
Ruth’s Chris<3 

Ruth’s Chris<3 

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Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

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